I Don't Dance lyrics - RYAN & CHAD

[Ryan:]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.

[Chad:]
I've got to just do my thing.

[Ryan:]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin'.

[Chad:]
I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.

[Girls:]
You'll never know if you never try.

[Chad:]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time.
Yeah.

[Ryan:]
Come on!

[Chad:]
I don't dance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
I know you can.

[Chad:]
Not a chance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
If I could do this, well, you could do that.

[Chad:]
But I don't dance.

[Ryan:]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad:]
I don't dance.

[Ryan:]
I say you can.

[Chad:]
There's not a chance.

[Ryan:]
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.

[Chad:]
I don't dance, no.

[Ryan:]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.

[Chad:]
I've got to just do my thing.

[Ryan:]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Two-steppin', now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.

[Chad:]
I've got what it takes, playin' my game,
So you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, yeah.
I'll show you how I swing.

[Girls:]
You'll never know if you never try.

[Chad:]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time.
Yeah.

[Ryan:]
Come on!

[Chad:]
I don't dance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
I know you can.

[Chad:]
Not a chance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
If I could do this, well, you could do that.

[Chad:]
But I don't dance.

[Ryan:]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad:]
I don't dance.

[Ryan:]
I say you can.

[Chad:]
There's not a chance.

[Ryan:]
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.

[Chad:]
I don't dance, no.

[Ryan:]
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.

[Chad:]
I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call.

[Ryan:]
I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true,
'cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.

[Chad:]
You're talkin' a lot;
Show me what you got.
Stop!

[ALL:]
Swing!

[Ryan:]
Hey
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!

[Chad:]
Ooh.

[Ryan:]
Jitterbug... just like that.
That's what I mean;
That's how you swing.

[Chad:]
You make a good pitch but I don't believe.

[Ryan:]
I say you can.

[Chad:]
I know I can't.

[Chad + Ryan:]
I don't dance.

[Ryan:]
You can do it.

[Chad:]
I don't dance, no.

[Ryan:]
Nothin' to it. Atta boy, atta boy. Yeah.

[Chad:]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?

[Ryan:]
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
Come on!

[Chad:]
I don't dance.

[Ryan:]
I know you can.

[Chad:]
Not a chance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
If I could do this, well, you could do that.

[Chad:]
But I don't dance.

[Ryan:]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad:]
I don't dance.

[Ryan:]
I say you can.

[Chad:]
There's not a chance.

[Ryan:]
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.

[Chad:]
I don't dance, no.